What’s wrong with Satan? Satan is the angel with cojones to stand up against a totalitarian dictatorship. Metamorphosed as “el Tio” (the Uncle), he is the protector of the miners of Potosi, one of the most oppressed people in the world. You rarely hear of crimes committed by Satanists, and when you do, it’s mainly propaganda from other religious sects. No Satanist is out there, blowing himself up in the name of the Angel of Light like others do in the name of Islam or Buddhism. No Satanist is fostering rabid nationalism like Orthodox patriarchs. No Satanist is hindering science and the sexual well being of Africans like the Catholic Church. No Satanist is building illegal settlements on the West Bank because he was told to do so by his Master. No Satanist is starting wars in Mesopotamia guided by Baalzebub. So please, a bit of sympathy for an unfairly smeared angel.