The thing is that on the next 17th April I will become as old as Jesus was when he was crucified. Before any Judas decides to betray me for 30 quid (or 30 denarii = silver coins), I have decided to celebrate it wif all uv yoo, yahoos!
(excursus, yahoo means “man”, but I won’t tell you in which language. Jog yer brains and remember those days when people had to travel by boat and most of the world was Terra Incognita. Lemuel did his bit to add to our knowledge…)
After this eccentricity, let me show you when to come and how to make it to the venue.The party will be celebrated on the 21st day of April, Saturday, after the twilight, to respect the Sabbath. I’m very open minded and don’t mind if you bring booze and/or food that’s not kosher, the Lord Sabbaoth will understand that we’re just partying… any way, I’m rambling again.
To get to my place, in case you don’t know, take your ship to Moseley Village, and when you get to Alcester Rd, go all the way op to la strada del Ponte di Legno, known in English as Woodbridge Rd. Go op that road again, cross the bridge and turn to the port side on the first turning… das ist Kirche Strasse or Church Rd in the language of the land. Go down the long and winding road until you reach a lane that’s got a Hippie-flower power festival name and turn to the starboard side… The literal translation would be something like “fuel for the winter”, but the locals know it as “Woodstock Rd”. Count the houses until you find the number five and sixty, and you’ll safely reach port, sailor. Pull up your rigging, haul down the sail and let your colours a rest… ring the bell, come in and enjoy!
Ok, if you hav’n't got sum details don’t hesitate to contact me by pen and ink… if not electronically.
See you on the 21st,
Juan
PS: pass it on!
